Sunday Afternoon at The Hoosier

You gotta have some rice man.
I don’t know, let’s look in here.
Hey Mug, we got any rice in here?
I open one, you open one, we all open
one cabinet and say… I don’t see any rice.
Hey, what’s that...Uncle Ben’s…
Let’s See… No, that’s barley.
Barley looks a lot like rice say I,
Yeah, I think so too.
Open it up let’s have a look.
So what’s the rice for a wedding or something?
No man it’s for this dude who rode up on a Honda
with "Hardley" Davidson painted on his tank.
I want to pile the rice underneath it
and tell him he’s leaking fuel.
Not bad I think as the barley is sprinkled into my hand.
No that barley doesn’t look like rice at all,
it won’t work.
Bummed, they headed out of the kitchen
and back to the bar as I thought to myself….
I think I just experienced a Barley Davidson moment.